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REDEFINING THE MINIMUM VIABLE PRODUCT.

USER AGREEMENT & WAIVER OF EXPECTATIONS: By scrolling past this div, you legally acknowledge that "A Diamond Display" is a conceptual art piece testing the absolute limits of human gullibility. Our codebase is 99% monetization API and 1% transform.Rotate(). We explicitly waive all implied warranties of "fun," "framerate," or "purpose." If you experience buyer's remorse, please consult your financial advisor, because our support team has already blocked your email.

A DIAMOND DISPLAY

"It literally just spins." - IGN (Probably)

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$199.99

BASE EDITION (TEXTURES NOT INCLUDED)

Impenetrable Privacy (GDPR)

We don't harvest your data because we literally don't know how to code a database. Your personal information is secured by our sheer, unadulterated technical incompetence.

Zero-Friction Gameplay

Break free from the exhausting burden of "having things to do." No mechanics, no quests, no moving. Just you, a spinning asset, and the hollow emptiness of your wallet.

Eternal Early Access

Why release a finished game when you can monetize a promise? By remaining in Alpha forever, any game-breaking bugs are legally classified as "charming indie quirks."

The "Wealthboard"

Skill is a myth invented by players who can't afford microtransactions. Assert your dominance on our global leaderboard. 1 USD = 1 Respect. Buy your way to the top.

THE ROADMAP TO NOWHERE

Promises we fully intend to abandon by Q4.